T Cooper here: your friendly neighborhood tranny columnist for OUT mag (check out my new column in this month's issue -- it's about my adventures on Manhunt). I'm checking in along with my hot girl, author Felicia Luna Lemus. We just landed in the VIP area upstairs -- initially DENIED access out front with the rest of the flow-trash on Broadway. But with a little help from the mega-shot of DayQuil I pounded before hopping in a cab to come over here, we managed to make our way in through a secret Spidey entrance. Actually, we're not really here at all; in fact we are standing in CNN's New York studios beside Anderson Cooper, and we have been beamed into Gotham Hall as holograms.
I don't have much to report just yet, because I've been here mere minutes. But the drinks are fruity, just like all of the fellas swarming around me (and dressed just like me. I thought I was an original). I am really hoping to see Our Lady J -- I am praying she's here, and if she is, I'll do my damnedest to resist grabbing her hot ass -- or worse, upstairs. Now I'm e-sexually harassing her. Maybe that's not kosher.
I'll get off now, let Noah get back to his business, and have myself another fruity drink. Plus I have to get back into my corner to hang with the other nerdy-ass writers here -- Rigoberto Gonzalez, R. Zamora Linmark (major crush on this dude -- she looks hot in her Out 100 portrait, no?).
Now I have popped my blogging cherry. Don't know how I feel about that yet.
T






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