Help us pick the Gayest Person Ever!

For our third and final Gaybies Award, we're going wayyyyy back. Back to elementary school.

We need your help determining the Gayest Person Ever!

By gay we mean gay in the third grade way, of course.

And by Ever! we mean from cavemen through the American Revolution and up to the very moment you've read this.

And by legal disclaimers we mean gay as an adjective meaning happy or queer or silly or ridiculous, of course.

And by your help we just mean go vote! And then go vote again!