Signing Off? Maybe So

We took a little break, as Ms. Hathaway and Ms. Danes were clustered around the computer here. We figgered they were having a good chat and didn't wanna interrupt. Anyway--the speeches have ended, and Heatherette took it out with a bang. Some sort of... dance music craziness is happening? That should be Dangerous Muse. The lead singer, Mike Furey, is wearing some skin-tight tight-legged suit--Italo Zucchelli, suggests my reporter. This may be it for me. The drinking is extreme, the crush is intense, and I'm going out to mingle before I pass out from hunger.