Justin, Pat: Show About To Go On?

Sorry about that. Pat Field seized the computer. It was great. Apparently the reporters are drinking because their text messages are getting sloppy. Dave J. from Out is here helping me now. We're up on the lowest of the VIP rooms, which is sort of 'charming.' Some gum chewing, some standing... you know. Iman is right behind us. In her very sassy bow. Justin Bond is talking to Jesse about 'Shortbus.' Justin says he was only on set for three days but they were a good three days because they were all the orgy scenes. Meanwhile Jesse was with Ms. Hathaway. She used to be a vegetarian it turns out but her Italian boyfriend (!!??) introduced her to prosciutto. She swears she'll never go fur but we'll see. Mr. Wainwright reports he is still a full vegetarian.